Clash of the Titan and?

There is always something to spoil movies about Greek mythology - Troy, 300 to name two of the latest ones. And one thing that always happens is that the story is twisted to suit the modern day whatever-crap-the-hero-does-is-awesome story line that sells. The latest in line, Clash of the Titans, wanted to merge all kinds of Greek stories in one, add a bit of romance (no kissing though...Sam Worthington should be disappointed...Anyway, the audience sure was...) and have some nauseatingly clichéd “punch” dialogues here and there.

The title says clash of the titans...But the whole story involved only one titan till the end...As such a titan that defeated the original titans (no mention of them after the introduction). Anyone who had been an ardent reader of Greek mythology in their pre-teens and teens and those who had played Microsoft studio’s (pretty decent) Age of mythology and its (pretty decent) Titans expansion pack would be disappointed with this movie. Why? It missed that extra kick that is usually there around Greek stories. The Gorgon medusa (The word gorgon was not in the movie though) was made pretty looking, but at least they stuck to the description of her hair of snakes. Her un-cuttable-head part was missed out. Her being one of three sisters was missed out. For those really wanting to know more about the actual mythological story of Perseus and the Gorgon medusa, just pick up a book from any school library, or refer to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medusa if you failed to find any such library thing in Stavromula Beta.

As I said, the movie does not involve “Titans” as the title suggests. There is just a brief peek at the Kraken which qualifies for a titan. But it comes and does a few things with its tentacly appendages and then our hero does his usual lame stuff to kill (kill, destroy, vanquish...whatever) it. There is no Titan vs. Titan high power graphic stunts involved, much to the disappointment of the aforementioned fans.

The Greek gods were shown in very poor light; some scenes were even funny where Zeus teaches a king a lesson by doing the king’s wife.  Sam Worthington as Perseus doesn’t talk much...Just shouts here and there and rushes into things. There is a scene where he tries to make some heroic speech and ends up creating juicy stuff for a spoof movie (which is a sure thing. But wouldn’t be as funny as "Meet the Spartans" which had a lot of fodder in the original movie.)

The movie posters say “From the hero of Avatar” which in itself gives out a message saying “We are promoting this movie with the success story of another hit movie. The hero of the other hit movie is in this movie. So it is worth watching”. There are two veteran actors apart from the “hero of avatar” in the cast- Liam Neeson as Zeus and Ralph Fiennes as Hades who have done justice to their roles which is absolutely not the reason to watch this movie according to the promoters. Not to forget Gemma Atherton from Quantum of Solace who does a good job looking cute.

The graphics was really done well with face transformations done with flair. As such, the movie is a visual treat, but lacks that extra punch to back it. Surely a onetime watch for those who wish to spend their weekend in an air-conditioned theatre to avoid the inexplicably bizarre power cuts in an equally bizarre city.